If you are one of those guys who does wheelies and other stunts on the interstate, this is for you:

Stop to think about the people driving behind you. If you make one mistake you are going to be road hamburger under their wheels. Who knows who else will be hurt in the resulting pile up. Think of the guilt they will have their whole lives after running over you. I don't care about you dying. That is simply natural selection help to rid the planet of mouth breathers like you.

You aren't cool. People don't give a shit about the stupid ass tricks you can do on your bike. You are a huge douchebag who is obviously over compensating for your tiny dick. We don't need entertainment while driving in our cars, we just want to get to work or back home. Being delayed another hour while the EMTs scrape you off someone's bumper really pisses me off. There are places to practice your tricks, places that people will even come and pay to watch you. The interstate is not this place.